I put him in shark pajamas and I'm in love with him even more now HALLOWEEN IS COMING

O_o o_O O_O 0.0

Pretty sure a pen made it into one of the laundry loads. We've found a shirt and a pair of underwear with weird spots all over them >_<

You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one (threat)

Appearing to you LIVE from Los Angeles California, starring Get the Fuck out of my Dreams You Weirdo, and This is Boring I wanna Go Watch Cartoons... Its the great "escape the scary monster" TV show!

feed your cat

I'm putting in my bets. This guy either has a Hemingwrite Freewrite device, or he has the Alphasmart 3k. There are some things I don't know so idk which one. Those are my bets.

I know when he's done eating because he BITES ME

“Dad, did you know that cactus are waxy on the outside and juicy on the inside?” Me: Really? Want to go find some and see? We found some. Can confirm, she was correct.

What, they have those!?