Invis🧜‍♀️ Because they are family that does not mean they care for you.

This was a black dress at the thrift store and I decided to design it as my own for a wedding. #diy

Me: *Trying to be understanding* Also me: “This is really damaging me at the same time.”

When people think you don’t like them, but really you’ve just mastered the art of staying in your lane.

I heard today healthy boundaries are only a threat to unhealthy people.

Nothing makes me lose interest faster than when someone you just met wants to move you to another app.

Stay away from people who think communicating is arguing.

I found a toad in my garage. I've adopted him.

Watching people mindlessly Christmas shop while everyone else in the world is going through a perpetual hell.

Maybe you were never meant to be fully healed because it was just the backbone you needed.

What happened to funny Twitter?

Turned down a guy that wanted passenger prince treatment, but this is the only guy I’ll give that to by giving him my sciatica pillow.

I can tell by my level of patience in customer service that I would not do well being famous.

Them: “You better stop acting like that, you’ll be forever alone!” Me: “Don’t threaten me with a good time.”

12-Year-Old Freddie Mercury at St. Peter's Boys School in Panchgani, India, 1958.

is it ok if i go nonverbal for a week

I was losing followers before it was cool.