This is the future of politics. I am not ready to elaborate further. Credit to Grok, amazing results.

My generation watched the American Pie series & Jackass growing up. You think I'm weirded out by JD Vance allegedly humping a couch? 'Kay. We used to eat shenanigans for supper & tomfoolery for dinner. Our generational past time is doodling dicks on portashitter walls,

Good afternoon, Pebbles. It's shortly after 1230 CST, have you taken time to be grateful today? If not, tell someone thank you for their efforts today. Me, I'm thankful PSR starts this week for the Big Cheese at home. Always good to learn & grow in the faith.

My "white privilege" is having fancy rats as pets. God help us if we ever have to consider them as food.

My wife's respect for me increased after I rebuked my mother for twisting Scriptures. Don't try to justify spousal abuse & call it "submission to your husband." Staying in an abusive relationship & thinking it pleases God to put yourself at risk is not what Scripture teaches.

*heavy breathing intensifies* I am one step closer to a full auto SAW in my greedy hands. One man militia. That's my treeline hugging future.

Some AI artwork from Grok this morning. Felt like crawling back into bed all week, depressed & out of sorts.

Going to the pet store after work. Time to buy more baby rats.

I'm a new member of Project Mystic 🇻🇦, & I have no hesitation in loving, respecting, honoring, & following the Vicar of Christ, His Holiness Pope Francis. God bless & keep our beloved Papa!

If you abort your unborn child because the baby might interfere w/ your plans to attend college, you're not pro-life. That's the post.

If you label yourself as Jewish & embrace the title of "God's Chosen People" but choose to murder your unborn Jewish baby thru abortion... You're a hypocrite who sacrificed your kid in a mini #Holocaust to support your selfishness. Congratulations.

Until we repudiate licentiousness & all extra-marital sex, the Pro-Life movement is going to fail. Until we recognize the connection between sex outside of marriage & abortion, we're setting ourselves up for failure. Until we're willing to hold fast to principles, we'll lose.

Abortion is murder. There is no "socially acceptable" form of murder. Stop killing kids because they're "inconvenient" or you think the timing is bad for your plans.

Dear Christian Twitter, please never forget about 2 Timothy 24-25: The Lord’s servant must not be quarrelsome but kindly to everyone, an apt teacher, patient, correcting opponents with gentleness. God may perhaps grant that they will repent and come to know the truth.

Accelerationists are funny people. Worst type of Doomers, in my estimation. No effort to create, desiring destruction, disheatening pessimism, & green-eyed, Gollum-esque greedy grasping for others' goods. The more foreign others appear, the more they are viewed as opportunities

Most prayerful of Dad Jokes. Well done, sir!

Haggis is delicious, on the subject of odd foods.

Reject Trickle Down Theory. Embrace Noblesse Oblige. Fireworks are expensive, & they give bragging rights.

Wiser men than I have written amazing threads, this is one of the best I've found so far. Thank you, Will. Wonderful work, sir.