The first lesson my father taught me was this. "Son if a girl ever dumps you, under no circumstances should you murder her alongside her mother and sister with a crossbow." I am so grateful he did. As a man, how else would I know that would be wrong?

I'm working on my own behind a bar from now until 11:30, wish me luck lads 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💪🍺

everyone has the same shit tattoos

Some lad tried to do this at the pub I'm working in and I just told him to come to the bar. No understanding or etiquette they need to be taught. Seasonal drinkers.

"The rash happens when exercising, which happens at Disney because you can walk 5-10 miles." Walking is not exercise.

Who's cube?

Just so all can see, this was the North end of Hanley, police facing us and in the back group a massive group of Asians chanting "Allah uh Akbar" I saw a number of them waving weapons. #riots #Stoke

Myself at the protests in Stoke-upon-Trent, first picture from Stoke-upon-Trent Live, second my picture. Yes I wore a suit.

Small boats cross the channel in what English leaders term an invasion Appeals to Anglo saxon nationhood are made to encourage resistance But this isn't 2024, this is 1066, I'm dan snow, and this is "history for massive retards"

Anytime I see a US tree flag.

I hope we don't find life on another planet because no doubt our government would let them all move here.

Debating at my local who'd be on the Stokie Mount Rushmore (Hanley Forrest Park) Josiah Wedgewood, Reginald Mitchell, Robbie Williams were favourites, what would be the 4th? 💪🍺🥨

Mate of mine has just come back from Tunisia and he's brought me a few gifts.

Game changer. 🚬

EthnoGuessr, like GeoGuessr but you get a random picture of a person and have to state their exact ethnicity.

Live reaction from the landlord at my local.

The Labour Party want to kill the pubs because these are the places where the working class meet and discuss how they will resist tyranny and take back their nation.

Here's what he replaced it with.

It is already that time

Pork baguette from the butchers and a pint of ale. Naut better 🍺💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧