Women: *spend thousands of $$$ on surgery* Ziplock Bags: 💅

Anyone?

Great goal at the 7’ by Herrera

It’s Noche Latina for the Sac Republic Sacramento Republic FC

They count on no one caring the next morning. We must be the press now.

Somewhere in the future - a man will start to be honest with himself. He will question what he has known and will want to see if it’s true. In searching his mind for earnestness, he will view new information with a skepticism he did not have prior. Perhaps he will find words

Oh good, the joker isn’t hiding his identity any longer. Costume and everything. I always thought Gotham was meant to be NY but what do I know.

Being woke is a hate crime

Two ways exist to manage people: 1.) Each takes care of themselves (each person has their own best interest at heart, this coincides with nature and our self preservation and does the least to impede upon others) 2.) Everyone cares for everyone else (Has never worked, fraught

#NewProfilePic

When I type the @ and then start typing a name - how about you fill it first with my mutuals since that's probably who I'm looking for. Who are all these people popping up when I've typed the whole name of someone I follow and they still don't show up on the list?

I like photos that present as a single panel comic where you have to study it a moment to see what has happened. Anyone have any more good examples?