My wife: What are you doing?
Me: Reading
My wife: Seriously, why are you doing that?
Me: To learn
My wife: What are you reading?
Me: A bunch of letters that are in a random order.

<silence>

Show me a line of sight to a balanced budget & you have my vote!

Why do people at a certain religious establishment feel entitled to nearly run over cyclist EVERY FREAKING WEEKEND departing from services?

Parents posting kids career aspirations on social media is entertaining. If teachers properly teach supply & demand…streets & san will be the place to be in 20 years.

What does it mean if the kids see their shadows on the 1st day of school?

My thoughts on the tri news this week:
His legacy will be that he took a company that sold out races in less than 5 min & made it into a company that cannot fill their world championship. He destroyed other events through lawsuits not delivering a better product.

Car 1 won Formula 1 #GPMonaco
Car 2 won NTT INDYCAR SERIES Indianapolis Motor Speedway 500
Car 12 won NASCAR Coca-Cola Racing 600

Sorry just a numbers guy, Purdue Engineering

Does @potus realize that MAGA stands for Make America Great Again?

In his speeches he refers to these people as enemies.

Heritage tradition vs religious tradition.

Corned Beef vs fish/fasting

Which do you follow?

My fellow athletes:
It’s Saint Patty’s day. Do not train on the roads today as the taps are flowing world wide.

I just busted some dude out that was wearing cheater shorts under his swim jammer at the pool.

I need to file a protest to disallow his 2 min/100yds swim times.

That day when Jarrod Shoemaker emerged from the uniquely cold water disoriented and Andrew Starykowicz had to give him a lending hand. They went on with perseverance and won #swimrun #swimming #running

I now officially understand why swim parents are crazy.

I love trolls.

The ability of a 5 year old to adapt & learn is incredible.
The ability of a 25 year old to learn the same task takes some persistence.
A 50 year old, takes repetition to the nth degree.

Coaching athletes of all ages has taught me a lot.

I sit here watching swim lessons. What innately makes people love hanging on the wall…but hate putting your face in the water.

It is amazing how long watch batteries last when you are “detraining”

I was working on our vehicles today doing all the maintenance I put off until the off season. I really want to find the engineer that put the cabin filter is behind the glovebox.