Walton Goggins and Timothy Olyphant reunite in newly shared photos 📸

'Lemon, by now you've seen the Mean Girls musical trailer.'
'Musical? They didn't sing once.'
'No one actually likes musicals, it's called Wonkaing. You advertise all the non-musical parts of the musical.'
'Wonka is a musical?'
'Don't let that get out, we can't have a panic.'

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Jigsaw would certainly have the apprentices do secret Santa

Recreate this with Walton Goggins and Timothy Olyphant

instead of having them take it down amc should’ve BEGGED lionsgate to get permission to play the promo right before the Saw X screenings. everyone would’ve been like “dude go see it at amc”

finally made it over to the Blue Site, find me at steelplatedhearts.bsky.social

heard myself saying some shit like “i actually think my gender is more in conversation with DJ Crazy Times than Biljana Electronica because his rambunctious swagger replicates that of a lesbian” and checked my temperature. turns out i have the novel coronavirus

“The studios want to capitalize on Barbie’s success, Lemon. Lily Collins will star as Polly Pocket in a Lena Dunham movie. Taika Waititi is making a Furby film with Ansel Elgort. We’ve got Werner Herzog directing a Street Sharks movie. Nobody even knows what that is, Lemon.”

this is SO close to its goal, please back if you can! I really want to read some creepy mall stories!

have always felt that fashion mags should cover fewer designers and celebs, and instead look at dress as a kind of sociological practice. how do bikers, gardeners, and fishermen dress? what are their styles?

East Bay Dragons, the oldest Black motorcycle club on the West Coast:

Thinking about one of my favorite tabloid images ever

Kenneth Parcell says “Oh no, Ms. Lemon, I can’t see Barbie. It shows sinful activity: a woman driving. And I’m not allowed to see Christopher Nolan movies anymore. There was some… unpleasantness.” After she leaves, he takes a top from his pocket and spins it, watching intently.

Behold, my latest masterpiece (thank you Hayley ➡️Basingstoke 🔞TBU SMAU🪡

Song of the summer

Madison Kilian's 'The King in Binary' now on The Sentinel Creatives Podcast!
youtu.be/uVXJqdwu2qs

INDIANA JONES: [falls into a mine shaft]

BOYD CROWDER: why indiana jones! as i live and breathe!

I’ve been so exited for this book ever since it was announced, cannot WAIT to dig in Cursed Morsels Press

based on a sleepy true story