It’s my birthday. It’s voting day. It’s American Independence Day. It’s national Alice in Wonderland Day. It’s national Caesar Salad day. It’s 38 years since Wham were at number 1 with ‘Edge of Heaven’.

Three show day and Bolton Greggs has no Oat Milk 😭😭😭 I needed that latte!

Spent an hour watching life affirming viral videos and sobbing my heart out!

Thoughts for today.

South Shields ♥️

It’s good to be back!

When you get that one monster munch that is pure flavouring and no actual crisp. Pure bliss!

I’ll always hold my head high knowing I tried my best!

I am sharing a personal statement that my family and I have made in response to my brother’s announcement.

Thank you Matt Haig and fearne cotton for the current episode of Happy Place podcast. Much needed, like The Midnight Library it came at the right time. Looking forward to reading The Life Impossible.

Oasis ‘25

Song suggestions to go on my GREAT NORTH RUN 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 👇

Calling out for sponsors ahead of the Great North Run in aid of The Charlie & Carter Foundation CCF …harlieandcarterfoundation.enthuse.com/pf/stephen-sul…

Hello Greggs do I have to buy a pair of vegan sausage roll earrings when I’ll only wear one? I mean as I’m in the top 5% of vegan sausage roll purchasers in the whole country I simply MUST HAVE ONE to wear with pride!

I’m a bar in South Shields and this is at the side of the bar! Steve Pemberton Reece Shearsmith Inside No.9

I don’t think I could be anymore upset that I’m in the top 5% of Greggs vegan sausage roll purchasers in the world and I didn’t get a single vegan sausage roll earring. I cannot deal with this right now 😭

Notice what’s missing from this mega vegan sausage roll fans ear? That’s right Greggs it’s a vegan sausage roll earring! 😭😭😭 to think I’m in the top 5% purchasers in the UK. This is devastating.

Taking time to grab lunch and read some more of Matt Haig ! Still manifesting a Greggs vegan sausage roll earring! What have I got to do?! I’m already in the top 5% of purchasers!!!