Watching Star Wars as a kid: Luke is the hero, he wants to find adventure and save the princess! Watching Star Wars as an adult: Han Solo is the hero. He's just a freelancer trying to get paid while his clients keep widening the scope of the job.

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PSA - Just fuck off!

Things that don’t create a ‘£22bn black hole’ according to Labour: 💷 £11.6bn for international climate finance 💷 £9.4bn for above-inflation public sector pay rises 💷 £8bn for GB Energy to duplicate the £22bn UK Infrastructure Bank 💷 £9bn in lost tax receipts from

Today is a day of shame for our criminal justice system. The solution is simple: build more prisons and lock up prolific offenders for longer.

Quite incredible how we’ve gone from save granny at every cost, to nah, let them freeze 🤷‍♂️#starmergeddon

Not one MP outside of the labour party voted against pensioners dying at their hands this winter. So if this is the new tough The Labour Party, what would you like to see them cut next. I start with... 1. Benefits for migrants 2. Benefits for any adult capable of working 3. Legal

Thatcher took away free milk in 1971. People were still shouting ‘milk snatcher’ at her funeral 42 years later. Though luckily for Labour hardly anything rhymes with ‘winter fuel allowance’.

Starmer, Starmer stops pensioners getting warmer. Reeves, Reeves pensions thievery.

Germany should not be lecturing anyone about energy policy.

“Those who are missing out on Winter Fuel Allowance. The cap for eligibility for a single person is a mere £218.15 per week - this is only an annual income of £11,343.80. This income would not be considered ‘wealthy’ by any standards.” That’s pretty shitty behaviour from our

The Financial Times is right to ask what this "fiscal black hole" means. Bear in mind that COVID response cost close to half a £trillion. Public borrowing is close to £3trillion. Funding of foreign wars has been ramped-up under The Labour Party. So what exactly is the significance of £22bn? What

Ben Habib The £22 Billion black hole did not exist until Labour pledged £11.6 Billion to foreign countries to fight climate change, £3 Billion to Ukraine, a further £600 million to Ukraine. The usual circa £12 Billion in Overseas Aid and 22% pay rise to junior doctors. That is the reason

There’s always that one tweet 👀👇🏽 Rachel Reeves

So we have a Prime Minister whose salary as DPP and Leader of the Opposition seemingly couldn’t stretch to nice clothes, glasses and a new suit; but who also thinks pensioners on £220+ per week definitely ought to be able to afford all of life’s basics. That’s not just

If this is the bar, Starmer should be gone by now.

Dep Pm Angela Rayner raged at #borisjohnson 'What right does a man who is paid £150,000 a year ask Tory donors to fund his luxury wallpaper.' What right does #KeirStarmer paid £166,000 expect a donor to buy his wife's clothes

Who do Labour think they are declaring war on pensioners, telling them to rely on their own efforts when they go round with a begging bowl to Labour donors to pay for designer clothing? Disgusting.