In the hypothalamus, oxytocin is made in magnocellular neurosecretory cells of the supraoptic nuclei, and stored in the axon terminals of the posterior pituitary. Secretion depends on electrical activity in the hypothalamus. What I’m saying is I need you to pull my hair harder.

Four hard seltzers in, the arguments in my head are savage.

I'm not shadow banned, my tweets just suck

No no babe, don't touch my snow globes.

If this doughnut and ice cream are going to take years off my life, could I have them remove 2001-2003?

“Duped”. Bitch, please. More like “caught” and “exposed”.

Not now. I’m really invested in this book and need to keep reading. Please send tea.

My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice

[A commercial drifts in under its own cozy interruption and settles in a spot between sectionals] we've only got a minute so get comfortable [you upgrade to undistracted lying down premium]

Someone just called country music ‘farm emo’ and I’m dying

go go gadget money in my bank account

I just need someone to watch horror movies with me

“You know me, just doing it for the Gram haha” I joke as I secretly refer to my drug habit.

I thought growing old would take longer

religion is where logic goes to die.

Social influencer for rent. Not hindered by morals.

One way or an otter, I’m getting a gnu lease on life, and I ain’t lion.

It cannot be overstated how fucked up and creepy prescription drug commercials are.

This day now is a flower wilted, how its petals curl and loosen, falling gently into the earth, holding within its curl, the troubles you thought ever-lasting.

{in bed} Her: Do you want to role-play? Me: *runs out of room* *runs back in with all my D&D stuff*