Go Go Gadget Covered By Swarm Of Insects

Just looked up my favourite ever Onion article and discovered it was published 20 years ago today. Still think of it every time I see a terrible political cartoon, which is roughly every time I see a political cartoon. Including today, hence me looking it up in the first place.

Thank you, Yahoo, very cool!

It must be so depressing to be one of those vaguely leftist American journalists who spent the last decade running flak for Russia just for the FSB to ignore you and give Tim Pool $100k to make a video called “Feminist learns Vegan isn’t a a gender!”

If it goes together? I dont think so but all in the freezer #WhiteSalmon Heads and pantry only #Spaghetti BUT #REALMENCOOK soo.... 🐠 🍝

Disgraceful that a company that supposedly has family values would create thumbnails specifically for gay men on the internet to reply to each other with

A 26-year-old American woman has been shot in the head and killed by the Israeli military during an anti-settlement protest in the West Bank. cnn.com/2024/09/06/mid…

Russian border guard: they’re crossing with heavy armor, we need air support right now! The TVs at Southern Military District headquarters:

I passed these two screenshots around like a blunt to 15 people at a party and without fail each of them burst out laughing hysterically

Hey man you should follow my friend, he’s got this really funny joke where he drinks two Miller Lites and then threatens to murder people

Sure, Disney and Coca Cola are gone, but X is now home to advertisements for $2 steaks that you buy out of a truck in the parking lot of a Kenosha hardware store

Waaaahhhh, I am Josef Tizo, and I will eat all the ham so Josip Tito can have none of it

It’s so funny that people are calling this a “redemption arc” as if he got fat from killing kids or something

Your 9/11 was a stingray

David Hogg, I challenge you to try and pick me up by my waist. if you can’t, I get to try it on you. and if we fall down? that’s just what happens. ah right this was originally about guns I think