If its raining again fear not,netball is on Sky sports and there's some fine farmer types in the team from Tonga

Preparing myself for Harvest is a go again pictures incoming followed by view from office pictures today

I'm in Barbados

Sending my wife(Fiona) to a Scottish island to see if she gets as much publicity as that fucking sheep

To our French and German brothers,we cant join your protests just yet as the shooting season hasnt quite finished

Shooting Skiing Lamma

Utter Shyte Ive got a black dog And my wife winters in Barbados 🇧🇧

Theres alot of Schoffel in Meribel 🎿

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Never seen so little skirt at #cereals

Barbados

Been invited up to the borders area to the Lincolnshire show Is it worth a visit?

Hope no cameras,bringing Mistress no2

Without doubt a farmer whos just received an invoice from his agronomist

Have i got the wrong end of the stick with this Britains fittest farmer thing?

I hate Combines I hate Tractors I hate Moisture meters

If you have bought a big Green one,a big greenish one or a big Yellow one,just think,you could have bought a big Red one,and a Range Rover for the same price Enjoy your weekend

If your favourite chick brings you a packed lunch fully clad in Holland Cooper you know you have missed the chance of the legover

For the simple reason ive got massive balls we are drilling rape

Since i discovered my agronomist is a swinger, my bills are down 38%