I'm at the dawn of a raspberry kick and I'm eating them every single day, so I looked up what the health benefits are and the internet tells me I'm going to be thin and immortal, hell yeah! 💪🏽

(Until I get sick of them and never want to eat one again.)

This is quickly replacing cyber truck disasters as the type of thing that doesn't get old

I have a cousin named Aditya who used to go by Diddy in college, and the last few weeks has been uniquely hilarious for me. tiktok.com/t/ZPRTovc9x/

Mom kept announcing all the reasons my stepmother must hate me as thinly veiled ways of letting me know what was bothering her about my presence in her apartment. Qoth Ibba Armancas, 'she is such a Tennessee Williams character.'

JK Rowling denies a significant element of the holocaust and is using her money to silence people for calling her out. So, as a red blooded American, I must screech it from the rooftops.

Nothing like having a lil bit of mukhwas before root beer. It makes it taste so good

It’s still crazy that George Bush said this. It seems so on-the-nose that it couldn’t have possibly happened in real life

The kettle hat is how I imagine kpop dudes when they go into the army

Seems kinda bullshit that your shins can hurt so much. Like, all the meat is in the back. The front part is just skin and bone. What are they complaining about when the calves did all the work and they're fine?!

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Tana French. I'm flying through The Hunter right now and it's so good.

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I finally saw American Fiction! Apart from the fact that it plagiarized directly from my life for the b plot, I enjoyed it. Was not really what it advertised but still laugh out loud funny and perfectly cast.

My mother, just now: 'I have to give my banker some papers so I will tell him to send his servant, Jonathan, downstairs for me.'

Me, crying laughing: 'Mom they call them assistants now.'

Mother: 'Whatever, yaar.'

I don't always buy food grade glycine, but when I do donghua jinlong.

Leave me alone brads