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Dune: Director's cut..😅🔊⬆️

I think life would be more interesting with indoor birds. Just little feathered friends flying free. Pooping on my head during Zoom meetings. That sort of thing.

“oh, you take delight in vexing me! you have no compassion on my poor nerves!”

Yay. Alafair Burke & I are finalizing the run of show for Wednesday's CrimeFictionForHarris event! It's going to be epic! You can register at crimefictionforharris.com or click "Notify Me" on the YouTube direct link: youtube.com/watch?v=_cs3Id…

Escapybara

Live fly drowning in Beetlejuice Fanta just touched my mouth but that is probably the most immersive experience I could ask for

Nice try

I…guess they COULD have shot more people?? (WTF)

I'll invest in some tissues. You know. For all the crying I'll do after laughing so hard.

*Prints article, leaves in bird feeder, walks away*

In my Bruno Mars voice...TONIGGGGHT is #CrimeFictionforHarris: 20-plus Authors 2 Hours 1 Mission--Discuss why we're all voting for Harris-Walz on November 5th! See you 8 p.m. ET at this link: youtube.com/watch?v=_cs3Id…

Anyway, yes I use my time productively

Thank you NYS Assemblymember Assemblymember Charles Lavine for removing yourself as co-sponsor for problematic mask ban bill A10057A! #NoNYMaskBan

NOT NOW SECOND MOON

Last night was magical! It was so inspiring to see people from so many different background fired up for the future of our country--and voting #HarrisWalz into office. If you weren't able to catch CrimeFictionForHarris live, the replay is here: youtube.com/live/_cs3IdHcs…

I just accidentally spelled "agenda" "adjenda" and I'm 100% for this new fancy thing I've created.