Watching your 4 yr old swim across the pool without a life jacket on is a huge relief as a parent. #teachkidshowtoswim

IMPOSTER ALERT please report and block @mmelstone31 FYI @MelStone31

Am I the only one who thinks of a stock chart here? IYKYK

“Does the man make the music, does the music make the man?”— Jarrod Birmingham No Apologies open.spotify.com/album/0kPXhZdr…

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Flying to Toronto tonight. It’s been 10 yrs since I flew Internationally. 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️ Plus is Toronto REALLY International?

Latest in the YT Series… youtu.be/TvcqBFiM94w?fe…

If $DIS wants to reimagine Test Track it’s time Tesla AI becomes the sponsor. Imagine what Elon Musk could do! Seems like a win win.

Happy #NationalCheeseburgerDay Who makes your favorite cheeseburger?

🥂 Celebrating 24 incredible years of love, laughter, and adventures with my amazing wife! Here's to many more years of happiness together. 💑💍❤️ #Anniversary #LoveStory #24YearsStrong

My son learning heavy equipment operator at age 9. Fun skills to learn. What skills are you all teaching your kids? Always love hearing from other parents.

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Latest in the video series! youtu.be/LcXnjA-2rZQ?fe…

Every night at midnight I’m shocked to see it’s only 7pm. IYKYK

Should I come back to Twitter?

What if…… Deal orchestrated by Elon Musk so that the ticker “X” becomes available to bring Twitter back to public. Hmmmm……

Every time you walk into a hotel room, if your wife doesn’t ask, “Which side of the bed is mine?” Are you really married?

No thanks 😳

Saw my first Cybertruck on the road today. I have to say it was bigger than I expected. Definitely commands attention s as it drives by! Nice work Elon Musk looking forward to have my reservation number called.