Look man I’ve said it before and I’ll probably have to say it again but if you’re a socialist and you hate liberals more than you hate conservatives you’ve completely lost the plot

me: garlic bread is so good garlic bread: go raibh maith agat me: ah damn it this is gaelic bread

Lovie Smith should do an honorary coin toss before the Bears and Texans game on Sunday.

Finding out he was just barely above the legal limit makes me hate him even more cuz it implies he could’ve hit them on purpose.

Hating progressive liberals more than you hate fascists is incredibly reactionary. Like I’m sorry but if you’re an American leftist spending most of your time dunking on AOC and saying you hope trump wins to own the libs you do not care about ppl’s suffering. You are a LARPer.

Am I high or is this just a normal sentence

He’s losing his touch.

Oh no I think I like Chappell Roan.

What an absolute joke. If anything Taylor Swift made Kanye famous.

NEWS: “Rey’s Theme” is officially the first piece of music to be played on a violin… in space! Violist & astronaut Sarah Gillis collaborated with composer John Williams to perform the theme while onboard a SpaceX capsule in orbit with assistance from musicians back on earth!

Honestly, I think I agree with this.

absolutely spreadsheets

I've seen a lot of bad-faith antisemitism allegations in my day but this one may take the cake as the most shameless one I've ever seen.

I don’t think Godzilla ever said this

I unironically think the White Sox should bring back Ozzie Guillen as their manager next year. It’s not like they can get any worse.

The real skeleton key for understanding the 60s is that the radio went from playing Oh Lolly Lollipop to Like a Rolling Stone in 4 years. Imagine what kind of effect that would have on your brain chemistry. It's amazing there weren't MORE assassinations

Damn right we are 🥥🌴

Every generation has a Chappell Roan.

B-A-R-T-O-L-O You can take me Bartolo