Coworker: so what are your aviation friends like? Me: we’re a bunch of feral airmen that the FAA just hasn’t succeeded in putting down yet

I love how they took the 40mm pom-poms off USS New Jersey and then in the 60s they were just like “what do we do with these old gun tubs below the bridge? Oh I got it! A swimming pool”

Ugh. I forgot Big Boy is gonna be like 45 minutes from me today and if I’d remembered I would’ve taken off work to go see it. I’ve loved that train since I was a kid😭

So y’all didn’t learn from the first time huh?

Didn’t watch the debate cause I didn’t have enough booze in the house; someone give me the cliffsnotes version of it

“What do you mean that patient’s been dead since 2022? Why didn’t we- *sees she went to the funeral home caught mishandling and losing bodies* oh… so that’s why we didn’t get a notice”

Got this message from a British friend and I’m wheezing in the break room at work

I’ve finally found it. The worst movie “Tiger” tank. This is from the Yugoslav movie "Okovani soferi"

I love this part of my local hardware store. Drop ceiling, but sideways

Honestly surprised how successful Mr. Clean was back in the day. You'd think 1950s America might've found a man that enjoys cleaning and has an earring a bit odd

Hear me out...

My idea of a good time is drinks with friends while we just hangout and watch classic looney toons

Doing a coolant flush on my Jeep today so while it cools off I’m at a renaissance fair playing handler for a blue and green wendigo

Well those are some flags I didn’t expect to see flying at the ren fair

The skull boi is getting a caricature

“Don’t look at me, I didn’t touch your butthole” -my grandma to the 8 foot animated skeleton at Michaels

Furry I recruited to the museum managed to get our 1940s air traffic control signal lamp working. Upgraded it to an LED bulb. Up next is to polish the reflector mirror

A pair of red lads