My fault OG I was watching bhad bhabie bhack it up

Is this a bad time to mention I still get my news from worldstar?

Fassbinder at Ridgemont High

we all got that one jewish friend that's "built like megan the stallion"

I need a chocolate caramel or butter pecan baddie expeditiously

#atthecoliseum

being a canvasser so awful it does more harm than good, that is my dream

We went from fast times at ridgemont high to slow kids at zoom university

Back home for one week. Dad says I’m drinking too much of his coffee, then proceeds to list exactly how many cups I drank each day since I got here and begs me to stop so he can drink more and take a shit. And we wonder why we’ve been run out of every other country.

I wouldn’t want to join a dating app that would have me as a member

It’s string time for kitler in purrmany

Blasian Saddles

call her spike lee the way she hate me

every day I play out the twisted side quests ambien aaron laid out for me the night before

yup it's a real fuck aaron day in the 512: 103 degrees with humidity, 7 hour shift and zero redbones waiting on the other side

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a fistulotomy

it’s crazy how some women be fine, funny, and thicker than zoo glass

Had the honor of copy editing vivid smile opus, can't wait to see it in the wild

You can’t spell biker gang without bi and gay