*My gf clearly mad* Me “Babe why are you mad?” Her:

Me calling my mom to find out where she is and what time she’s coming home:

Socrates: “To do is to be” Plato: “To be is to do” Scooby: “Do be do”

Type the last thing you ate into gifs and post the first thing that comes up, I’ll start

When an ad pops up about something you were JUST talking about

Calling my friends old sport and partying like Gatsby

Therapist: “what do we say when our friends say we won’t do something?” Me: “bet” Therapist: “no”

Athlete thread; All my athletes drop your most recent pics 😎

What’s the last tv show y’all binge watched? Reply with a gif I’ll start:

So dream vacations for most people involve nature, and yet we are destroying it at an alarmingly fast rate

My toxic trait is thinking sad thoughts when I’m sad which makes me more sad

“You disappeared after high school” Me:

Parents: When you get home do the dishes, take out the trash, and put up your laundry Me when I get home:

Me walking up to my coworkers to tell them about the disrespectful customer I just helped

This is the guy from every 80’s movie with the motorcycle who transfers in senior year with an alcoholic father who somehow ends up with the shy plain jane female main character by the end of the movie because she was the only one who could teach him it was okay to be vulnerable

*Has 11 missed calls from my mom* Me:

Calling my dog from another room and hearing his paws hit the floor as he runs towards me