Student IT worker installed the new iTunes on all the computers in the Regentcave. Still not sure where we stick the 8-tracks in though.

Who's the happiest guy in the world this morning? DeLoss Dodds. He got his wish and doesn't have to play us in the Cotton Bowl. LOL.

Already planning our road trip to the Cotton Bowl. Jerry may not know how to run an NFL team, but he sure knows how to stock a minibar.

Just heard about LaTech missing out on a bowl bid because they were afraid a hurricane might hit on Dec. 28. At least they're consistent.

Congratulations to RC Slocum on making it into the College Football Hall of Fame. He finally found a way past security.

MEMO TO SYSTEM EMPLOYEES: When decorating your offices for the holidays this year, please remember live nativity scenes must be outsourced.

We're getting lots of work-related e-mails and phone calls from folks around the system today. TexAgs must be down or something.

Have you bought Johnny Football merchandise for all of your family members yet? Less than 3 weeks until Christmas!

We've hidden a Ph.D. in Mathematics degree somewhere on the TAMU-T campus. You find it, you keep it.

PRIVATE MESSAGE TO THE TAMU MEAT PEOPLE: Football-shaped sausages are cute, but a Johnny Football-shaped sausage would sell like crazy.

Yes, we have Cotton Bowl tickets. No, we're not giving you any.

It's Johnny Football's birthday! Please make sure your gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh are allowable under NCAA regulations.

REMINDER TO TAMU-C EMPLOYEES: Holiday party tonight at 6 at Chicken Express. All-you-can-eat tenders on us until 6:15.

Congrats to Johnny Football and Luke "Joel" Joeckel on their awards last night. We're sure their both back in class for finals this morning.

Glad to see someone gets the jokes. “Catherine Bellmore: The TAMUS Regents didn't pass their English finals. They're not their.”

We heard Mantei Te'o kicks baby puppies. And don't even get us started on Collin Klein.

Our folks at the vet school tell us kicking "baby puppies" is even more heinous than kicking regular puppies.

MEMO TO TAMU-G STUDENTS: Your graduation speaker will be Brad Garrett, not Brad Pitt as previously announced. Sorry about the mix-up.

Remember folks, Johnny Football shirts make great holiday gifts! #Heismanziel

Y'all heard Johnny: 24 hours to celebrate. Everybody should be at work/class bright and early on Monday.