BREAKING: BITCOIN RESEARCHER GIFTED A QUANTUM CAT FOR BREAKTHROUGH IN OP_CAT DEVELOPMENT gmeow! Weikeng Chen | BIP-420 🐱, a researcher focused on ZK tech from L2 Iterative Ventures, released his working prototype of an OP_CAT-powered STARK verifier on the bitcoin signet! this means that

pro tip: easiest way to find your friends at The Bitcoin Conference is to tell them “meet me at the Taproot Wizards hat”

Casey is a wizard!

WATCH: CASEY @RODARMOR ACCEPTS HIS HONORARY TAPROOT WIZARD MADE BY @0XFAR, LIVE ONSTAGE AT @THEBITCOINCONF

BREAKING: PRESIDENT @REALDONALDTRUMP POSTS VIDEO OF MASSIVE @TAPROOTWIZARDS HAT TO 26M INSTAGRAM FOLLOWERS (REAL) (I SWEAR)

WE TRIED TO WARN YOU!!!!

nobody wants a taproot wizard

THE GOAL IS TO MAKE BTC THE MOST USED ASSET IN THE CRYPTO ECONOMY when we started in no one was using BTC for anything people were using ETH and SOL every day but BTC? none at all we made a lot of progress. BTC finally has an onchain economy now WE WILL MAKE IT BIGGER 🧙‍♂️🐱

The Taproot Wizards engineering team is growing! We are looking for fullstack engineers who want to build magical and engaging apps on top of CatVM. Join us!

BREAKING: IF YOU REPLY TO THIS POST YOU WILL GET ACCESS TO THE “RESTING WIZARD FACE” EMOJI ON X

W H A T I F

the story of ordinals is about YOU YOU traded on spreadsheets YOU installed a bitcoin wallet for the first time in your life YOU studied the utxos and the jpegs and the jsons YOU ribbit’ed on spaces and took showers and baked pizza YOU brought world peace and YOU will free

Every single Taproot Wizards ordinal in the OrdiGallery.

Runes were a mistake…. but OP_CAT fixes this! INTRODUCING CATNIP: bitcoin-native CAT-powered tokens The user experience of BRC-20s and Runes felt disappointing to most crypto enthusiasts. While ordinals and inscriptions are widely considered to be a superior version of NFTs on