My special LIVE FROM THE BIG DOG is out today on YouTube at 5 pm pacific !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link: 800pgr.lnk.to/bigdogTW

whoever invented nerds gummy cluster should get the presidential medal of freedom

This is one of my favorite jokes I’ve written. Enjoy!

Imagine being a gay guy when this first came out

Jean Paul Gaultier’s Original Sketches for the Fifth Element Costumes (1997)

The most obviously middle eastern guy is allllways gonna ask u to guess his ethnicity

Vacation boyfriend —-> Vacation husband. Try to be normal about this.

What are you doing today? Have you seen strange darling yet? If you have… have your friends seen it yet? Don’t you think you should be a good friend and invite 50000 of your closest friends or enemies to the theatre so you can let them experience the movie as well? 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈

What an incredible weekend of mitski shows! A new 3 timer in the books, thank you to everyone that came!!

I'm on a list

Should I start smoking cigs or like kms or what

Woah best day of my life perhaps??????

‘BLUE EYE SAMURAI’ wins Best Animated Series at the Emmys. Other nominees were ‘X-Men 97’, ‘Scavengers Reign’, ‘The Simpsons’ and ‘Bobs Burgers’

One last dance 🌊 Like and retweet for a chance to win this signed Alex Morgan San Diego Wave jersey ✍️ **Must be following SOCCER.COM 📲

Watching howls moving castle and just getting so sad when she turns old I have to turn the movie off