Grants are the same things as awards, right?

Can't wait to emerge as an artist when I'm 30

Production assistant qualifications: MUST be able to make and update multiple social media accounts for this specific show even though it will never be staged again.

The best thing the DARE program taught me was how to say no to peer pressure situations. Like standing ovations.

Did you really work on your play if you didn't post a picture of it to your Instagram story?

❤🙌 #hamlet #shakespeare #tarragon #cdntheatre #lovethis

PSA: If you see a vital piece of theatre, please tweet about it with the word VITAL in all caps or else the rest of us will have no idea.

How did I make my play on a shoestring budget? Ingenuity. Fearlessness. Drive. Parents Who Pay My Rent. Passion.

Last night a woman said my play was the best play she'd ever seen?? And I was like, honestly I'm too humble for this conversation?

I saw Sleep No More and now I make sure to keep my Sleep No More mask in every other Instagram post.

I love the show I saw this afternoon! Unless you didn't, of course.

Ah spring is just around the corner! And you know what that means? A flurry of Fringe facebook invites is coming your way soon!

Don't forget to smash that 'interested' button so you can get so many promo notifications about your theatre school friends' shows that you don't want to see any of them 👍

You know what's tougher than being broke? Being broke AND famous.

Let's go out for drinks after the show tonight! I know a place that will accept a thinly drawn outline of that "production of Glass Menagerie done entirely with sock puppets" you've been planning for years as payment!

Writing a new play but only as a treatment for what I'm sure will be an adapted CBC original TV series once I invite all the right people to see it.

If you don't put actor in your bio on every social media account you have can I REALLY believe you're an actor??

But when is someone going to come out with a list of Top 10 Artists To NOT Watch

I'm casting for the role of Identity Politics for my new play. Please send me a resume, headshot, and a sealed jar you have whispered your many sufferings into.

I may have never found a concrete dramaturgical reason for the excessive stripping that takes place in my play, but the content warning I wrote beforehand did go through eighteen drafts.