One of the most frightening things I've ever heard is when someone pointed out that the existence of the uncanny valley implies that at some point there was an evolutionary reason to be afraid of something that looked human but wasn't.

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turn on your tv

I only care about Venom and that's because it's a stupid movie where Tom Hardy gets to do mad shit and do a silly voice

Happy Birthday Mary!

Calling Starmer a lying cunt and war criminal isn't abuse

Yeah Everton just suspended one of our best players indefinitely whilst we were in the shit for absolutely no reason

Why are you taking pictures in a murder room also are you a murderer and that's why you have a murder room?

Off you fuck then, leave your property and money at the door

He's off the gas brother

me when Wor Tree was cruelly cut down

RIP to Maggie Simpson’s voice actor, James Earl Jones.

Rip James Earl Jones I sometimes mistook you for Colin Powell

Who's scared of the market?

"Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a fat bitch". What could this mean?"

Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a fat bitch". What could this mean?