Inside me are two wolves. One is Irish and one is French. Both have drinking problems and are addicted to tobacco. They also hate immigrants

Billie's main appeal is looking mid and having BPD Mid BPD girls across America look at her and think "wow, she's just like me, an ugly whore"

Baby to me u a 25 year old Indiana ELEVEN/10 🥰

10/1 we take America back to the toilet. Tim Dillon: This is Your Country premieres October 1 only on Netflix

The Red Scare hosts have the worst haters online.

Slightly more than necessary but girl abs shouldn’t ever exceed this amount.

medgold has the best taste in female aesthetics on this app imo. bring back men who want slightly starved looking women bc im not touching no fucking meat or butter to look like id “birth viking sons” id rather die

Rizz tip, fellas: when messaging elderly women (26+), capitalize the start of your sentences. When texting younger women, use strictly noncapitals because they prefer that aesthetic

I think about this weekly "His brain knew where the objects were even though his consciousness did not."

I think l the coolest thing about my generation is that “G&R” doesn’t means Guns N’ Roses, it means Gay and Retarded

The amount of freaks/weirdos in the replies should be studied because it’s just women/gays talking shit, listened to RS when it was *hip* then realized it’s just two hot dumb broads talking shit/being hilarious which makes 🐶🧠 explode. Point is Trump on RS >>>>

If algo showed me this tweet before I made a retarded long-winded QT saying the same thing it would’ve saved me at least 90 seconds just saying

To be fair this is an insane thing to sit up in bed and think about. Please have sex with a lady sometime, brother!

Closer to the tip of the knife, but accurate

Gonna tell my girl she should get this as a tramp stamp, to remind me, if nothing else

I’m a bit drunk so I’m going to just say it. If you watch porn, you are cucking yourself. Why? Because you’re watching another man have sex. That’s what cucks do. We have a massive cuck problem now and it’s because of porn. You should stop. You should have sex with girls instead.

It me

Smoking is for the boys. Vaping is gay. Cigs are based. Only for men tho. Most hot broads don’t smoke, especially Gen Z. However, the good ones understand that a gentleman needs a lung treat every now and then