How haw it taken me all these years to realise that Ash from Alien, is also Bilbo Baggins???

BACK IN MY DAY, we'd take our turn on advance wars, end our turn and save, attach it to an email to the next person, who'd then boot it and take their turn, saving after and passing it on. Now you kids all have your fancy cloud saves and publicly hosted servers.

Twitter has a section for Jeorbs now! ...Jaebs ....Johns ...Joots Dangit Coach Z!!!

When I'm talking to friends I can use all the spiritual metaphors that I couldn't use in a professional setting 😆

I saw a story one time about a kid who stole the mp3 player of the autistic kid in his class because the autistic kid always had headphones on, only to find out that the kid was walking around listening to a huge playlist of Sonic the Hedgehog sound effects.

Is Clifford the Big Red Dog a kaiju?

But I mean, what if someone pointed a gun at my head and asked me to pick a waifu??? That would be pretty bad! So it's good to be prepared. In that case, my queen:

Recently started the original Mobile Suit Gundam, and this is stunning 🔥

The Hasbro CEO's mom was later overheard asking him what he'd do if all his friends jumped off a cliff.

That's not a bug, bro 😆

:triggered Thaddeus noises: