My sister will show me this picture she took of me having a genuinely nice time and I’ll still end up wondering why my neutral face doesn’t prompt people to spark conversations with me at bars

Clients with purebred dogs: normal, usually chill Clients with purebred cats: the most deranged rich person you’ve ever met

Rules of engagement for Pokémon battles also apply to major metropolitan areas. If you make eye contact you’re ready to fight

Just passed a USPS truck just graffiti’d with the word”hentai”

We'll say it again — repeating what Jessie Earl said that got under JK Rowling's skin: you can still enjoy your *old* Harry Potter stuff, if done considerately (and privately), but it's inappropriate to buy, consume, stream, or play any new HP product while JKR benefits.

"Democratization of Art" is a sinister phrase because it manufactures aggrievement. It tells people that artists are hoarding unearned power, and that our displacement through AI is morally justified.

phoebe bridgers is trending. as far as im concerned she can do no wrong...

I’ve gotta stop picking up novels with dogs in them thinking it’s going to help me unwind from a long day in vet med. that’s on me, I see that now.

There is no trans "debate." There is no trans "question." There are trans people, and there are people who don't want there to be trans people. And it's very clear that "debate"/"question"-style framing helps the second group.

Henry Berg-Brousseau, Transgender Rights Activist, Has Died at 24 by suicide. This young man devoted his life to help others. The hatred he received from the lunatics on the right was more than he could bare. 💔🏳️‍⚧️💔advocate.com/news/2022/12/2…

i bring a certain sylvia plath vibe to the aux that people don’t really like

I’m 100% gay unless you’re a woman who looks like patti smith in which case I am a simp first and a fag second

Sheltered gays need to stop framing every piece of gay media that doesn't have a happy ending as bad representation. Yall forgetting that some queer people's lives can suck, and judging media from other countries or eras while totally ignoring the political & legal contexts is 🤡

Only 25 years to go

Jack black is bard coded

Mormons are really out here hating on trans people for choosing a new name and living in the world as their actual gender when they go into a temple and let some random man assign them a secret name they think they’ll be called in the afterlife on their own planet.

Teenage me is weeping both because of the undiagnosed depression and because of these tickets

“Trans men are men” and “trans men and cis men experience masculinity and manhood differently than and neither one is more true than the other.” are two statements that can be true at the same time

I saw Patti Smith in Brooklyn last night and witnessed this legendary exchange: Man in Audience: tell us a story! Patti: tell you a story? You inspire nothing. Patti: Sorry, I like insulting men.

Transphobes: "Our Goal is to make sure there are no more Trans People, by banning trans healthcare, criminalising education on trans topics, targeting life savjng charities etc..." Trans People: "Well that is fascist, ergo you are fascists" Transphobes: