Can’t decide if I’m more excited about actually going to Amsterdam, or the fact that I successfully got 4 consecutive days off work 🎊🤦🏼‍♀️🎉

midwife: "congratulations keith, you have a baby boy, he's exactly 7 pounds" me: [looks at my wife as i pat my pockets] "i didn't bring any money"

Love love love seeing my sister and my mum getting excited about the wedding hype 😩😙

So incredibly proud of my brother and his pals, First Class Degrees all round 🎉🎊🎓

Whenever life gets me down I think you know what, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow. Fingers crossed!

Okay he won this one but I’M MAKING A CHANGE I SWEAR

You can’t win.

Veeeery much enjoyed the mora mora lifestyle of Madagascar...right up until I missed the only boat to the mainland this week 😬 Oops 🙄 #TakeLifeSlowly

You know you’re adults when, ending a three person phone call, one has to leave to go to the pub, one has therapy, and one has to lesson plan 😬

Still reeling from Eurovision 2021

Just can’t stop thinking about this and how my 10-year old self would be Grinch green with envy 🖤💚

Found out that helium is non-renewable and there’s a shortage, so now I’m going to judge everyone with balloons

In todays new, bats can swim and are surprisingly good at it. Enjoy this video of a sky puppy doing the butterfly stroke.

I’ve always used the phrase “I don’t know where I get it from” but Dad’s just driven to London with my house/car keys in his pocket

Slipknot sneaking a lil tambourine into Heirloom to make it extra heavy 🤘😎 #TambsAndTomatoes lol

MY BEST FRIEND IS A DOCTOR! 🥳🥳🥳

Eurovision 2023!!!! Shoulda been Germany, Finland and Moldova 🙄😂

This has been a brilliant read, highly recommend it. Leah Thomas Intersectional Environmentalist

Already a fan of Denmark’s Eurovision entry, Rasmussen #AllThemBeards

Humans are just soooo freakin’ weird 👾🕳