This episode was honestly heartbreaking. #RHOC

There is no parking lot on earth worse than a Trader Joe’s parking lot. I’ll die on this hill.

Donald Trump: “She said in 1979 I was in an airplane with her, a commercial flight, and we became very intimate...I was famous then, too. I've been very famous for a long time...never happened by the way.”

This man leaves out his cat’s fur so birds can use it to make their nests.. 😊

MAGA-fascists are having a difficult time canvassing for the loathsome piece of shit. 😂🤣🙌🙏👏👊🌊🇺🇸

I will be calling the City of Toronto tomorrow, to ask if this city official (Rani Calay) has a sociopath son named Jesse Calay, who just graduated from Dalhousie University’s MBA program, and thinks it’s appropriate to threaten to r*pe women, online. City of Toronto Toronto City Clerk Ontario Government

Pagey Katsanevas 🇬🇷 🥥🌴 reading this article and had to share with the pagey!! theguardian.com/travel/article…

Like, I just look so GD youthful, for 40… I know I’m a dermatologist, but like… 👏

This is such a great article about travel to Turkey! Thank you, Riddle! It’s given me ideas for my next trip there. For those of you who like international travel, I promise you you won’t regret adding 🇹🇷 to your list…. A beautiful country, and kind, welcoming people.

Confession, it was my father. In my defense, I was led to believe he might be dead, when his local police called me at 10PM on a Wednesday to report that they needed to break into his house for a wellness check. He was just napping.

RIP Teresa’s #1 Tree Stump Thank you Pagey Katsanevas 🇬🇷 🥥🌴 for ridding Twitter of this disease and exposing him to boot. Another one bites the dust. #rhonj #blamecanada

I rilly am kind of the Steph Curry of HW Twitter…

re: @trestumpnumberone

Why does every French person look and dress like this, in late winter?

Like.. dogs…

This photo of JD Vance has been exposed as a fake. He would never have put plastic over his couches, because he goes bareback only when it’s couch-fucking time.