How many more photos do you need? Just give me my peanuts and I'll be on my way! Murphy is a rubbish muse

Peanuts now! The time for negotiation is over

I don't care what anybody says. It's mine!

Yes, can I help you?

Cool sunglasses Murphy.

Danny, get your bloody beak out the spout! This is why I fill my water bottle up at another fountain

Be like the crows and remember to stay hydrated folks.

Sunday is for loafing around - and waiting for peanuts

Got any spare change or a cigarette, mate? I remember the good old days when crows begged for peanuts

Mmmm, I can smell dog biscuits.

Yes, we have nostrils, and we also have brains bigger than most humans!

Me on my way to make terrible decisions that I'm definitely going to regret later.

I said 'I'm over here!'

Just keeping the bin warm!

I just want to hold a buttercup under their chin and ask them if they like butter I don't know if you have to be British to understand that one 😄

Sorry, which Charles Dicken's character did you say you played?

Pet? I'll never be a pet. Well maybe a feral pet but...

You may admire my wings. Countless others have