Waffles. I actually just had a delicious waffle a week ago, and I’d hate to lose any of these tbh, but waffles would probably be fourth for me. I’d be very sad to see them go.

My breakfast carb rankings: 1. Cinnamon/sticky buns 2. French toast 3. Pancakes 4. Waffles

We’d like to announce that while we are not a hotel, we are a concept of a hotel.

Costco Dad making the PWI 500 when he hasn’t had one recorded match, let alone ten, since 2021 is very funny. Justice for STEVE! !

I decided to try the Wawa caramel apple iced coffee this morning, and it tastes like someone mixed apple juice into my coffee. Gotta say, not loving that!

I texted my friend an hour ago about how I was trying not to get too invested in this team because I expect them to break my heart but how I was falling for them in spite of that. WELP.

Just saw a take so bad, I’m going back to bed. Not signal boosting it. Either they’re not enlightened enough to know better, or they’re trolling to get retweeted and either way, they don’t deserve the engagement.

I had this pizza today and it was really good, one of the best I’ve ever had. It was baked in a wood fired oven so it had char on the bottom and sides that took it to the next level.

This speaks to me a ton. I felt like I knew everything about wrestling when I was 17, because I knew more than most “normal” people (who know nothing) and I read a bunch of PWIs and did some light tape trading. Now, as an adult, I freely acknowledge many know more, & that’s fine!

I’ve gotten older & more secure with myself & my own knowledge & biases, my strengths & my weaknesses, & it’s a lot better. It helps make it so I don’t spend my time arguing with folks. I know what I know, & I know what other people don’t know, & I know what’s worth arguing with.

This was at one time my favorite match of all time that I didn’t watch in person. Two of my all time faves.

I’ve had both sides of the Coke/Oreo crossover this afternoon and I can declare both to be Fine. Gonna mix some of the Oreo Coke with Jack Daniels at some point, for fun.

The Mets need Grimace badly right now. Let’s hope he can inspire one last run.

Probably a Dennis Coralluzzo NWA show from the mid 90s. Don’t ask me where it is, though.

Happy 40th Anniversary, pal. Miami Vice.

About to try this. If this is my last tweet, I’m Hologram btw.

If they had lost in front of Grimace, I would have been so pissed.