Inside me are two wolves: one who wants to buy books purely for the dopamine rush, and one who wants to buy books to read, and unfortunately they're both authorized to use my credit card

yall my son took his first school pictures 😀🥲

I cannot labor today, for my calling is to be decorative

THIS IS SOMETHING THAT ANYA WOULD SAID TO LOID AFTER COMING BACK FROM SCHOOL 😭

This is Seifer McHugeLarge von Derp-a-Derp

I have literally watched a goose square up to and "attack" a car because the driver honked the horn. Geese have not forgotten that they were once dinosaurs.

THE STUPID XIV THEMED COSTCO CROPTOP FINALLY ARRIVED

another gem from today was 4yo yelling from another room of the house: MOM! DO YOU HEAR ME? I’M LETTING YOU POOP ALONE

The what stool

i just got an email from our hr department informing us that, “regrettably”, our office has become “inundated” with raccoons and as of this morning, after an incident where one raccoon fell thru the ceiling, they’ve decided to let us work from home

If I were a Loporrit.

We have some sad news! Teddy has crossed the 🌈 bridge. Please read below Simon's short message about his sweet Teddy. 'It's with great sadness that I have to announce my cat Teddy, has passed away. Teddy was a lovely cat who influenced many films over his lifetime. His love

LAST CHANCE to save Black domestic violence victim's vehicle from repossession! Must have funds by 9/19! $1710 needed! Cshp $ MootheK vnm0 jordanmalone7

Ryan Marino, MD Ryan you’re not going to believe this

I’m waiting on a public apology if not I am tweeting names and a bulleted list and timeline of everything done to me.

My anxiety fluff runs away from men and stays in her hide-y hole until they're gone. (She used to be a street cat) Trans men? Runs. Trans women and enbies? She will demand attention. And try to coerce treats from.

Leslie Salter Dave Krantz At the time of the post I was not sure if she had actually claimed the beanbag chair. I have corrected this oversight and am glad to inform you that Dandy has seen fit to allow me occasional use of her beanbag chair, with conditions.

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"3 people and a cop"