The Drunk Jake (@thedrunkjake) 's Twitter Profile
The Drunk Jake

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calendar_today06-10-2011 16:28:43

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cardinal copium (@emotionalpedant) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Algorithm: noticed u lingered on this pic of a frog for 14 seconds Me: I was refilling my vape Algorithm: got some more frogs for ya. frog freak. u like that

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@aoc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Israel’s pager attack in Lebanon detonated thousands of handheld devices across of a slew of public spaces, seriously injuring and killing innocent civilians. This attack clearly and unequivocally violates international humanitarian law and undermines US efforts to prevent a

chels (@chelsswellss) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I present to you: charcuterie boards for monsters ✨🫐🍓🪱🧀🥖🍫💀 p.s. these are gonna be earrings & the iphone cam doesn’t do the details justice imo

I present to you: charcuterie boards for monsters ✨🫐🍓🪱🧀🥖🍫💀

p.s. these are gonna be earrings & the iphone cam doesn’t do the details justice imo
The Drunk Jake (@thedrunkjake) 's Twitter Profile Photo

hey I saw you from across the bar and you kind of reminded me of that cute little baby hippo, like you made me want to moo deng closer and get to know you

The Drunk Jake (@thedrunkjake) 's Twitter Profile Photo

this is literally a car salesman trying to get you the “best deal” out of the door to then try to screw you over on the contract