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im still normal about the KingRaid mermaid au :)

One of these is the premier gathering for IT & tech industry professionals from around Europe and the world, where the most powerful names in the industry make decisions behind closed doors which impact the state of digital systems at companies globally. The other is code.talks

people being like “boiler room used to mean underground” how much of the general population do you think knows that Rebecca Black has been DJing hyperpop warehouse parties in LA for years

omfg i decided to put the saddam over his mouth and i laughed so hard i coughed

if youre wondering why the track pad doesnt move when its on the bottom, perhaps you would enjoy some keys jangled in your face like a fucking baby

i’ve recently been replacing “i’m going to kill myself” with “i love my girlfriend” with the goal here being an improvement in my mental health. it’s not working but at least now everyone thinks that i have a girlfriend

This is what Chappell Roan has been talking about

just got accidentally merged with the background layer and i can feel everything now. i can feel all of it.

one thing I really like about competitive horse riding is that horses, more often than not, are assholes. love them! be an asshole! you’re a horse!

actual piracy sites have less ads than youtube now

People will say “don’t pay attention to Iranian Jews who say they’re okay with the Islamic Republic, they’re tokens/hostages” then turn around and cite the most obviously paid off/under duress statement showing that “the Arabs” love Israeli rule.

i will stop playing friday when my therapy bills are recouped

Hiding likes has revealed how entirely unmoored my beliefs are. No sense of cohesion. I am liking things and then hours later liking quote tweets dunking on the very same thread. Not sure I even believe things at all anymore.

The Prince of Egypt was made through consultations with experts on all three major abrahamic faiths. It’s so cool.

they killed three people, set off a grenade on one of their bodies, threw the three of them off a rooftop & carried their dead bodies around in a bulldozer around the town for about an hour x.com/TameeOliveFern…

I just realized I saw this tweet after the 'oh weiner means from Vienna' tweet but before the 'you like that fucking cock' tweet it was actually in response to and that explains why I was so confused abt it

🔻egg | river to sea 🇵🇸 🍉🔻 hey you know how he hates muslims but he gets along real well with the saudis well i'm drawing some parallelograms here

my mutuals send me the most chaotic images