Adulting is when u return the $5.97 meat back cuz u found some for $5.72

my toxic trait is being productive for 20mins then giving myself a 2 hour break.

I literally blink and the weekend is over lol

Zodiac signs mean nothing! One day your parents had sex, 9 months later, you were born. stars and the moon had nothing to do with it! The reason you're rude, isolated, tempered & don't get along with people isn’t cos you are libra, cancer or malaria it’s because you're an idiot.

If we never try, how will we know?

It’s been my winning season for a lil while now 💪🏽 God be showing out

For the girls that didn’t go to a Halloween party this weekend you deserve the whole fucking world.

me: shit isn’t due till November i still got time
November:

Moving faster than everybody ain’t my goal, Moving correctly is

I honestly feel like I come into peoples lives to show them genuine love and they come into mine to teach me self love.

When you’re 5 shots in & realize u haven’t eaten anything all day

it feels so nice when someone is genuinely interested in you and puts in the effort to learn more about you

she’s a 10 but is on that 4am-1pm sleeping schedule..

i crave intimacy but i don't want temporary people touching my mind, body, or soul.

Thank you god. For everything. 🙏

adulting is cleaning your room before a trip and being so satisfied walking in the door when you return.

me after i encourage my friends to shoot their shot but they get left on read

fuck weed , if ur not where u want to be in life yet- STOP SMOKING WEED and see how drastically ur life will change