Finally a SimCity version where we abolish cities. pcgamer.com/games/city-bui…

All the credit goes to me for making a brilliant decision to invest in this great location for many years. All the blame goes to the government for making me pay more taxes now because of my investment in this terrible location I need to escape.

There'd be a 0% crime rate at public transit stations if we just eliminate public transit stations

#NIMBYSummer

Finally got to meet a local bee-list celebrity, and then biked home to continue destroying my neighborhood character. Thanks for the hug, Nimbee!

Action Committee for Transit Had a great time and got my very own Nimbee 😀

This is what happens when you add a single bike lane

I'm thinking about leaving X because it's getting full of weirdos and taxes are too high. What social media neighborhood should I move to? Criteria: 1. Historic 2. Strict on zoning 3. Low density 4. Bee friendly #TheGreatXodus

1. Infiltrate the enemy hive 2. Prevent change 3. PROFIT

Obummer.

Where's Waldo? (Nimbee Edition)

Join me in protesting against change which is the most progressive thing we can do.

How dare they call me a villain?! I'm a hero!

I've noticed that many of my fellow NIMBYs do a great job fighting off new development, but sadly, fear beeing called a "NIMBY". I'm here to tell them that I want to bee the inspiration for them to bee proud of who they are! #NIMBYpride

How dare McDonald's increase their prices. It's GREED, not inflation! I'm outraged!! Unlike my home value which has tripled, but no, I'm not going to give any of that profit back.

Disappointed that not a single question about candidates' plans to protect single family zoning was asked in tonight's debate. #TeamSmallCrowds

This is the end

Who in Takoma Park is going to earn my coveted Honey Ballot endorsement?

Excuse me?!

Everyone can stop complaining now that they can easily find an affordable home in these cities. Congratulations everyone! We did it!