every city is a walkable city if you’re suicidal enough

Moon’s haunted.

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This is 79 degrees Fahrenheit. I don't understand how Brits ever colonized India

Not even America does this shit. LMFAOOOOO

there's enough Chinese CCTV footage of LiveLeak workplace accidents that you can probably train an AI on it and have it auto-generate new CCTV accident footage indistinguishable from the real thing

lmao

i love it when i stump the IT guy. aha you thought this would be a quick ticket. just remote in, click one button, and make me look like a fool. but alas, i have fucked things up more than you could’ve imagined

me in my 20s with my 60 year old back pain

“Just move to rural areas, dont worry about politics” *Feds ship 20,000 Haitians to your rural area* “Awww…”

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mr beast did a video where he cured the blindness of 1,000 children, but he's cancelled now, so I built a device to re-blind 1000 kids to undo his wrongs

I’m am disgusted by right wingers assuming that the Haitian in the viral picture had killed that Canada Goose in a park and was carrying it home to eat it. It’s the height of ignorance to assume all that. He might have been carrying it home to f**k it.

How to bond with your plushie 🧸

We must make Trump win

crazy how 9/11 is on 4/20 today

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I’m totally not worried about Friday the 13th because every day of 2024 has been horrifying