Yes it was ok I had to go back and get a new phone but it didn't get to you until you sent me a message on my way back home and it didn't seem like a good day for you to know you were in the same boat.

Cryptic...

QT with a pic of your unique take on business attire.

That dog has seen some shit and knows exactly where this is headed...😁🤣

I was making swiss steak, and someone told me I should write a book about beating my meat.

Now, I know it's a big task, and I'm sure I'll have my hands full...but I'm certain I can whack this one out of the park.😁

#ItsAJokeWhileSir3isCertainlyAnExpertOnTheSubjectNoBookIsComing

We hid under the earth in silence, as the ones above were picked off one by one in a cacophony of agonized screams.

It stunk of death, but the #rats were the worst. You could see them, feebly lit by the glowsticks, gnawing their way through the innards of our brethren.

#vss365

I struggled through one of the hardest weekends of my life came out on the other side, and goddamn if I don't feel good. Real good.

Wherever this guy is, I'm avoiding it at all costs...😬🤣

Wow, this post is really drawing in some winners...😒🙄

💀💀💀

Easiest block ever...enjoy your hand, Tim.

You're welcome.

If a dude can't get up in the morning without masturbating, does that make him a 'pull-start'?

😂😂😂

We hid under the earth in silence, as the ones above were picked off one by one in a cacophony of agonized screams.

It stunk of death, but the #rats were the worst. You could see them, feebly lit by the glowsticks, gnawing their way through the innards of our brethren.

#vss365

*interest in botany intensifies*

My first real #brush with death was back when I was using. I took everything I had and walked down to the river, where I immersed myself in its depths.

It let me go. It wasn't time.

Did I use again? Yea, for a while, anyway. Old habits die hard.

And I guess...so do I.

#vss365

Time to grab life by the balls (or dick, as it were...).

#GoodMorning Children

Never be afraid to change and grow. How else can fly as butterflies into the night, spiting the darkness, and perhaps Old Grim himself...

#Goodnight Children

I love this...🖤