HISTORIC: #Chiefs WR Xavier Worthy is the first player in #NFL history with a 20+ yard rushing TD and a 20+ yard receiving TD in his debut. Worthy has the 4th best odds to be the #NFL Offensive Rookie of The Year on DraftKings Sportsbook, at + 1000 (Stat via NFL Research, #DKPartner)

I am once again BEGGING my fellow KU fans to be normal for once & stop believing everything you read on the internet in 2024. KSU account starts a lie then every KU account with a following immediately spirals w/o restraint & causes the actual problem.

PSA: If all the KU burners would stop believing and reacting to everything K State makes up, they would stop making things up. Spread the word.

People who have never been happy don't understand it when they see it.

Okay, this is a good idea. Get all of the bad bullpen games out of the way all at once instead of spreading them out over several days.

"I think, when you factor in the ability to impact winning a game night in and night out, Bobby [Witt Jr.] can do that on the nights he doesn't perform offensively. Aaron [Judge] can not." #MLBNow makes the case for each MVP candidate with three weeks left in the season.

There are a few (well meaning) people trying to explain this to him. 💀💀💀

Thought I'd lost the capacity to be surprised but I literally spat out my cat when I heard Trump repeat that internet rumor

Honestly never thought I would have to mute the words "cats" and "dogs" to avoid reading a bunch of people arguing over politics, but sure. Of course that makes sense.

My Presidential platform: - mics are cut when time is up - drivers must pass a 2nd driving test before they can get in a roundabout - zipper merging enforced by targeted drone strikes - TV ads louder than the show you're watching will be illegal I humbly ask for your support

Trump lost the debate and whining about the moderators doesn’t change it. He didn’t lose because of their behavior. He lost because of his own performance while his lips were moving, not theirs.

Not one single word about Devin Neal only getting 14 touches during the debate. Pathetic.

This did not go where I expected. 💀💀💀

Again, I want a government so small that it doesn't matter which of those two end up winning.

There may never be a more applicable use of this gif.

#rockchalk

Cousins did his homework, just in time for Salvy to finally learn to lay off pitches 13 feet too low and outside. #Royals

Funny enough “Everything he touches turns to happy and fun and magic” is the same thing Travis says about Patrick Mahomes