Why has the cold become such a fucking narcissist? When's it going to put out a self indulgent solo album that nobody wants?

Everyone's a critic nowadays. #BlowForPresident

@CarmiiGood so even in your dying hours, you still find the time to tweet? #wow #dedication

I can't believe you kids like that wretched Miley Cyrus! She's an awful influence on my penis.

So I'm running for president next term, any thoughts? #BlowwForPresident #Retweet #PancakeDay

@LivingByyFaith don't message me again. What we had is over! #cheater with my #dad

Am I the only one who prays to an Asian Baby Jesus?

Do you guys love me yet, can I stop tweeting? Where's my wife. #SheBeBack

She did too much bloww last night. #BlowwForPresident

Wait so who the hell is Oscar? #1010Oscars #RedCarpet #RedCarpetOscar

Anyone want to play some board games later?

@hotcoolnvicious Boss Lady Brown ♋ How about I take you fake bitches out for sea food and never call you again? #BlowwForPresident

Went to the gym yesterday with an old friend, what a prick dick. #Ihategym #Oldballs

Where would you fly to if you were a bird Red? "Into a fan, I would fly into a fan" #that70sshow #Redforeman

Round two tonight, she can't stop! #replay #frozen #joe #blow #BlowwForPresident

Wow that dress just confused my boner. #BlowwForPresident #dress #what #hard #boner

Don't get on that shit kids! It will turn you black and gay!! #christiansagainstweed #weed #dope #DevilsHarvest

Found an old picture of me! Wow I was cute. #old #baby #picture #BlowwForPresident

Who the hell cares?! You're still full of shit. #howdoyouwipe