Ronald Reagan

Kids in eastern Kentucky today aren’t in school. Not because of bad weather. Because there’s a manhunt for a guy who was out on $1,000 bond for making terroristic threats bought an AR-15, 2,000 rounds of ammunition, shot 5 people on I-75 — and then disappeared into the forest.

When your mom takes you school shopping and lets you pick out a new human skin suit

Sign of the Day...

#RIP dad 💔

I’ve heard more outrage and concern today from GOP politicians about immigrants eating ducks than I’ve heard from them during 25 years of mass school shootings.

Yes, the only thing that’s stopping Stephen Miller from looking like Paul Rudd is makeup.

Found one of the immigrants who’s been killing ducks

But she ultimately passed the bar. Meanwhile, you’re paying $11 a month for a free app and voting for a game show host who took a victory lap after passing a test where the most challenging question was “Which one of these is a lion?”

If you only had Matt Walsh’s tweets to go on, you’d think Ashli Babbitt had been a docile motorist on her way to work and Tyreek Hill had attempted to force his way into a secure area during a violent uprising in which police officers were assaulted. Amazing.

Ma’am, he’s a functionally illiterate sex offender awaiting sentencing on 34 felonies related to the hush money he paid to prevent his 3rd wife — a woman who obviously hates him — from learning about the 1-night stand he had with a porn star. Only weird people find that enviable.

This is the moment he knew he was cooked

An incredibly somber night. Thank you for being there, Mayor Parker.

Trump climbing into his limo after the debate

They’re so close

If “cover your drink” was a photo

Has anyone checked on Catturd this morning?

This you?

When Biden performed poorly in the debates, Dems said get him out of there... he can't run. When Trump performs poorly ... She must have had the questions beforehand. 🙄🙄🙄 Scott Charles, MAPP, FCPP

Beat him up on Tuesday, stole his lunch money on Wednesday.