I’m a hoarder of all 15 seasons of Hoarders.

I think I became a people pleaser because of years of being asked during childhood “What’s the magic word?!”Please!

I got into an argument with a funeral home client of mine. The conversation ended up leading to a dead end.

Client: How did you determine the price to charge us? Me: It’s based on value. Client: What do you mean? Me: The price is based on the value I place in working with a great client like you. Client: Ok. I understand now. That’s so nice. Thank you so much.

The restaurant won “Best Steakhouse” for a record fifth year in a row. They are definitely in rare company.

It’s always nice when the cashier gives you their two cents.

I was honored that the author complimented me on my great book of business.

The owner trying to sell their business that didn’t want to be sold on bookkeeping services is now begging to buy bookkeeping services.

Be aware of the prospect that frequently cries former accountant.

Asking a financial advisor today for a client’s 1099 is like asking an accountant for a copy of a client’s prior year tax return on 4/15.

Whenever Tax Loss Harvesting enters the tax planning discussion I make sure to play Harvester of Sorrow by Metallica. The music adds a lot of energy to the discussion.

I went out to lunch with a realtor today and all he ordered was a house salad.

A customer sued a restaurant recently after suffering a severe allergic reaction to almonds found in their dish. The owner has pleaded nut guilty.

After this tax season a lot of analysts have me as a sleeper pick in the upcoming 2024-2025 Fantasy Accounting Draft.

I was a little upset I couldn’t see my eye doctor today.

Sponge Bob knows….

I felt bad my travel agent was injured during her trip.

My accounting degree was not put to use today.

If there is an unrealized gain tax will there be an appreciation schedule to go along with a fixed asset depreciation schedule.

I wish Fisher Price made a My First Tax Return set.