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#PHILLYEARTHQUAKE2K24 let's fuckin gooooooooooooo

Sometimes I have what I think is a really funny thought, and then I come here to tweet it, only to realize as I’m typing it that it’s actually not that funny and delete it

Do people still have ringtones? I think I’ve had my ringer off since like 2019, I can’t imagine having to hear a factory ringtone regularly, let alone the same 10 second clip of one song over and over

Just so we’re clear, every member of congress is doing this. They’re just better at covering their tracks than Menendez is.

Inside my brain it is still May

Why does trump’s hair look like that weird clump you pull off your hair brush when you’re trying to clean it?

I know it’s a good pommel horse routine when it kinda looks like a sped up cartoon montage

I hate to break it to you elon, but if I actually valued my own time then I wouldn’t be on this app

Some of you took livestock medication, and it shows.

never reposted anything so fast

If I send you this picture, know that I have no business doing what I’m doing but I’m doing it ANYWAY 🤷🏾‍♀️😂

Australia been real quiet about that “rivalry” since the breaking competition aired

See, the reason I struggle with reading historical novels or watching historical films is because I’m stopping every 10 minutes to google shit like “when did humans start using locks & keys” and then spend an hour researching primitive locking mechanisms

Are trumps eyes even open?

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

"I have concepts of a plan ... and you'll be hearing about it in the not-too-distant future" me in the monday morning meeting

Ok, but we’re all on the same page that the rnc tapped mtg to put on this demure and mindful little act in an attempt to save face with undecided women because trump & jd are rapidly losing that demo with their hateful rhetoric

I’m so tired of being aware of Elon musk

Hey, so this is insane? Literally no one wants this and you shouldn’t be proud of it