when someone says they like me so i make the grave mistake of thinking they actually like me

having autism is so ridiculous because i’ll cry about an A- if i wasn’t expecting it but i’ll jump for joy over a C if i thought i failed

in my early 20s and i fr understand why everybody’s an alcoholic now

it’s my twitter anniversary today i guess

i’ve alway s wanted to fuck him

wdym twitter likes are private now how am i supposed to find his address under these conditions……

just got a new tattoo!!! #vicroys4life

guess that means i’m gonna be the youngest first lady MrBeast i’m coming for you

BRO FIX YOUR AIM

he thinks he bagged a baddie but i’m lowkey just a pathological liar

my favorite part about autism is when i forget people can see me and i start laughing and talking to myself like i have genuine schizophrenia

rewatching bo burnham inside and holy shit we were tweaking during the pandemic

dreaming about controlling him in the sims… sleeping peacefully…

happy national girlfriends day to no one 😐

you can take the girl out of minnesota but u can’t take the minnesota out of the girl

bitches that play the sims are FREAKY! i know what you get up to !

born to say “ur the most attractive person i’ve ever seen i could be falling in love with u.” forced to say “ur so cute hehe :3”

do nice guys rlly finish last or are they all just secretly evil