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Captain Obvious

@this_is_obvious

I notice obvious things

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calendar_today27-02-2022 17:43:13

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Runner on second with none out. Gets caught trying to steal 3B. Then the batter doubles on the next pitch. WTF is John Schneider doing? I know we’re up 5-2, but holy smokes that is stupid. #BlueJays

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On my way to the public library board meeting. I promised them that the pressure wouldn’t stop until they stop putting porn in the section available to kids. Local activism is incredibly important. I care about my town. I care about my precinct. I care about the kids. Unlike

On my way to the public library board meeting. I promised them that the pressure wouldn’t stop until they stop putting porn in the section available to kids. Local activism is incredibly important. I care about my town.  I care about my precinct. I care about the kids. Unlike
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“I’m standing up for the kids. And here is a glamour shot of me, to reinforce the sincerity with which I face this task.” 🤦‍♂️

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Me and my 65 Blue Jays hats, 3 jersey, 8 t-shirts, etc. are Twins fans from here on out. How can our Manager be this stupid? My goodness. This is seriously ridiculous. John Schneider, this is inexcusable. Toronto Blue Jays

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I’m shocked Jeff Blair says the presser was Ross’ best performance. He threw his Mgr under the bus, but still said he’s coming back. Said it was surprising Berrios pitched so well. Refused to say pulling him was a bad decision. I’m more mad now than I was Wednesday. #BlueJays

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Now these motherf*^%}+s aren’t even allowing their fans to reply to tweets? F the Blue Jays. F Rogers. F these hack journalists. This is #NextLevel horseshit. #BlueJays Bellinger or whomever else should steer FAR clear of this dumpster fire.

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Why TF are we watching dancers during the In Memorian segment? Ridiculous. Even the singers should be off to the side, not center stage. #Oscars

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Shame on both parties for putting Americans in this position. A lying scumbag used car salesman vs. a rapidly-declining octogenarian. It is shocking that these are the two options. #DebateNight