You kids don't know you're born with your Youtubes and your iPlayers and your Netflixes. In my day we had to make do with Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom.

🎵Go and tell it to the man who lives in hell...🎵

Got my Oasis tickets. Hope they do that 'You're my wonderful wall' song. 😀

Oh so buying Oasis tickets just to immediately resell them for profit is "wrong" is it? Well what if people are reselling them to FEED THEIR STARVING FAMILIES? Is that also "wrong"? Or had you not even considered that? 😡😡

Anyone who bought Oasis tickets for £150 should throw those tickets away and buy new tickets for £356. Real fans will do this.

Nowadays if you want to watch something online you watch Netflix, Amazon Prime, YouTube, whatever. In 2003 you watched this and only this.

Never did find out. Hope it wasn't something important. 😟

In London this Saturday. See you all there.

We realise we never posted the full list of #ACMS Award 🏅 winners for 2024. So. Please admire the successes of e.g. Alexander Bennett is @ the 2024 Edinburgh Fringe, Cobin Millage, Dave Nattriss, Alwin Solanky, Ben Volchok, Queen Camilla Parker- Lols, Friz Frizzle, jacob henegan, Suchandrika, and tom whiston, and praise them accordingly.

Hate to be 'that guy' but let's be honest: it was during the reign of Charles II when female characters in English theatres stopped being played by adolescent boys and started being played by women. Everything fell apart after that.

Watched 'Asteroid City' last night. I'd like Wes Anderson more if he weren't so Wes Andersony.

Got a few minor task to complete and dammit if I don't find something to distract me soon I gonna have to actually complete those tasks! 😫

Not bothered about Joker 2. If I wanted to watch Lady Gaga be inexplicably in love with a weird, charmless psychopath I'd watch that film she did with Bradley Cooper.

A proper joke, this. The kind of joke that could be read out in the opening monologue of an American talk show seen by millions of people. Yet all I can do is post it here for 5 'likes.' This world.😪