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This meticulously sourced and reported journalism has led to Brand losing his literary and showbiz agents. It demonstrates the absurd misjudgement of Elon Musk & others who pre-emptively defended the star from allegations they had not read

“Thanks everyone for comments on the draft, here it is revised with all your edits.”

Remembering the greatest headline in modern times, as seen in The Guardian (2022):

Those brought to justice for this should serve a life sentence of community service, picking litter and restoring biodiversity.

The UK had its joint-warmest September on record in a series which goes back to 1884 according to provisional Met Office statistics. The month was also: 🌧 Wetter than average ☀ Sunnier than average Here's the thread with the details 🧵

BREAKING: Government announces new actions on tackling late payment for small businesses ow.ly/tAz250PRZ4c Rules requiring large firms to publish payment data will be extended & Small Business Commissioner's powers to investigate will be broadened.

Thank you Kevin Hollinrake MP for delivering the keynote speech at this year’s Electrical Product Safety Conference! "Whilst the landscape of electrical products is evolving, we face new regulation and challenges." #EPSC23

Wood stoves burn warm as toast. 1959

Today is the final day of the ground rents consultation. We want you to have your say: gov.uk/government/con…

Friends say he's taking Southampton's latest defeat very badly

me and my boyfriend watching the rugby for the last 78 minutes: lol me and my boyfriend watching the rugby for the last 2 minutes:

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In the year of our lord 2024 why is it impossible to get any mobile data coverage on the Cross Country train route between Oxford and Birmingham? There are rainforests in Costa Rica with better signal than this (as I can attest, after being there last month).

This could've been an email

I just cannot believe that someone in authority is looking at all the problems VAR has had with handball over the last 5 years and has gone actually the thing we need to fix this is Snickometer. FFS. Snicko is literally solving the EXACT OPPOSITE of the problem we have!!

If tomorrow's back page headlines about this Germany Denmark game aren't "Don't mention the VAR" then what are we doing here.

Neither England or Bellingham deserve a goal of that quality at this point in time, but I don't make the rules!

This is not about immigration. The word "migrant" is just code. What they mean is any person of colour existing here, including if you were born here like me.