free my community from the vice grip of Ryanposting

co-directing a random high school’s spring musical with my best friend would probably heal me?

Gay men at Oscar season:

honey i noticed you were singing the reprise to your i want song. have you undergone character development?

RiP Sondheim, you would’ve loved Sniffies

I finally watched Station Eleven (2021)

I keep saying “jumanji is a series of jungle emergencies” over and over to myself

j’eclipsuis
tu eclipses
ill/elle eclipsest
nous eclipsommes
vous eclipsétes
ills/elles eclipsont

Solar eclipses used to involve human sacrifices. But now we can’t because of woke.

The sun today:

I have watched the Jumanji sketch like five times. Favorite thing SNL has done in a while

i wonder what sn*ff**s in Roku city is like

My mom: do you know who Victor Garber is?

Me, instantaneously: VERY wool

glad we all agree 4.6 is a lot

Imagine me, a lover
I longed for the day
She'd turn and see me standing there
Would God have let her stay
She has her eyes

Call me Clara Johnson bc this horsey music is kickin’ me right through the skull

The RENT soundtrack has *two* discs.

if “cuff it” was for the “blow” girlies, “ya ya” is for the “why don’t you love me” crew

Next to Normal (2009)