just imagine if a more powerful species captured you and took you into their domain, fed you, kept you around and loved you, but also took you outside naked and on a leash and whenever you shat they picked it up in a little baggie. I think about this a lot.

Made some art. #StarbucksObey #StarbucksUnion #Starbucks

In honor of holiday drinks season! And anti-union mega-corps!

Are there any Lawnmower Man multi-verse heads out there?

Columbo around the campfire: “Just one s’more thing”

A rite of passage in your twenties is ruining the economy

"I accept all cookies." – Cookie Monster in 1980

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Some people who don't believe in democracy meeting up with a guy who does

Pouring one out for the homies (on my face)

The Roaring 20s?? More like The Scrolling 20s...

Jesus dying for our sins? Classic only-child behavior.

If the FBI can do this to a former president what's stopping them from doing it to any person, woman, man, camera, TV.

sometimes when I hit an existential crisis I get annoyed that I already have bangs 💇🏻‍♀️

At the IHOP in London you can get your hash browns gutted and chuffed innit

I just offhandedly thought: “tomorrow is another year” and it made sense actually

Friday, you dumb bitch, I've been waiting on you for six days.

Don’t talk to me about ‘dark comedy’ until you’ve seen #PaulTGoldman . jason woliner made a completely original show.

My Dad (a Professor/Dr in Florida) penned a letter about DeSantis' attacks on free-thought. #proud "There is something happening here in Florida: attacking academic freedom" alligator.org/article/2023/0…