existing in the UK is the actual embodiment of “if you don’t laugh you’ll cry”

the average weekend of a 23 year old

absolutely hate this attitude

being a 23 year old girl is harder than this

too dumb for academia, too smart for corporate. just correct for partying.

If you made a studio comedy starring, like, Anna Kendrick as a woman who was nervous about reuniting with her high school BFF, who was a big famous movie star now played by Dakota Johnson, this would be a perfect fake poster for the Dakota Johnson character's new movie.

pitt is just firing off banger after banger

paul giamatti did the thing cillian murphy my woman king

me in the hometown wetherspoons the friday before christmas every year

me

the making of a perfect martini by guy buffet

Me and my books

new year's eve

I’m so jealous of everyone who doesn’t have the posting while drunk gene

need the internet archive mittens